This is perfect for a regular WTF moment as seen here:
Or, for a real and truly WTF – are you kidding me moment – as seen here:
Hey, if I attached it to a headband and sported it like a hat – I could just stare for a regular moment, and for those times I’m at a loss? I could shake my head furiously until it snowed. *pleased sigh* What a great gift… although my girlfriend’s card, that accompanied this spectacular present, read: The moment I saw this, I thought of you…hmm, that’s not good.
As for The Boy and I? Here’s the classic conversation we had Christmas eve after we got into bed. Everything was quiet and I’d nearly fallen asleep when I remembered something. My eyes snapped opened and I said:
“I forgot to tell you. I spilled some of the potato water behind the sink.”
Silence and then he lets out a deep breath. “Yeah, well I’m packing broccoli in my pants, so where are you going with this?”
I blink. Umm, I’m thinking… bizarre where was I going with it? And what the ‘F’ was with the broccoli comment? *drat! Where’s that snow-globe when you need it? “Broccoli?”
He doesn’t miss a beat. “Potato water?”
Okay, I saw his point, but I’d never admit it. I rolled toward him and got all defensive. “You know I can’t reach that area. There’s probably a pool of water sitting near the window. You better get up and check on it.”
He sighs. “It can wait until morning.”
I sigh. “If I thought it could wait – I wouldn’t have brought it up now.”
He growls and flicks the covers so hard they nearly fly right off my side of the bed. “All right!”
I have absolutely no idea why I feel like laughing when he gets pissed off like this – but I do. I guess I just love aggravating him. So, without further ado…
“Merry Christmas,” I shouted at his back and when I got no response and he’d exited the doors of the bedroom, I added in a mutter, “You freak, broccoli in your pants? Sheesh!”
A few minutes later he comes back to bed. “Done. Happy?”
Silence, a few moments tick by and then he whispers. “I forgot to tell you. My broccoli needs some TLC.”
I don’t miss a beat. “It can wait until morning.”
He doesn’t miss a beat. “If I thought it could wait until morning, it wouldn’t be up now.”
I waited a second and then I yanked the covers off him and growled. “All right!” then I dove on him.
He burst out laughing. “What the…? He grabbed hold of me – still laughing. “Hey! For the record? I’m not the freak – you are.”
Yup, he had point. Hilarious! Maybe I should keep the snow globe on our night stand. We seem to have a lot of those WTF moments in bed (anyone remember: God, You Smell Good?) Hmm..again, not good.
Hope you guys had a great holiday and you’re all fired-up for a kick-butt New Year. I know I am!!!!