Honey Got Me!!!! Fred is not dead (Part 4)
How? Well, it’s like this. Yesterday was Stare Her Down release day, so Honey came home early to take me out to lunch. Yay! So we had a great lunch (I had a nice dirty martini) and all was right with the world…That is, until we finished and get up to leave. LMAO! There we were walking out. Honey has his hand on the small of my back, and everything seemed totally normal, but then he stops, and lets out a low whistle.
He looks at m and then to the right, as he says, “Well, would you look at that.”
I follow his point and THIS is what I see at a table two over from ours.
I blinked and then burst out laughing. I hadn’t forgotten about Fred, but I kind of had. Heheh. The sneaky bastard was there having lunch at the same time we were. Who da thunk? Wearing a pair of my sunglasses no less. Which reminds me. I need to get another pair! *dances out of range of jagged lightning bolts*
So, are scratching your head, like I was, trying to figure out how Fred wound up at the waterside cafe? Turns out? Honey dropped Fred off there the day before and called in a favor from a friend of his, Chef Karl, who was only too happy to oblige. He let Fred eat for free even! *shakes head* Honey cracks me up. Speaking of “cracks” this is the one that was facing me when I awoke this morning. Nice huh?
Meh, I haven’t seen Myrtie for a while either so I wasn’t too surprised. So now that they are back together again, I think it’s time we do a drawing for Myrtie’s cousin. She shall look just like this:
After all, a house isn’t a home until one has a “stripper gnome” of their own to bedazzle a garden, a bathroom, or in my case, a bedside table to give your significant other a good morning eye full!
I’m going to do the drawing on November 21st! If you are one of my subscribers you’re good to go. If you’re not a subscriber and you want to be – sign up anytime between now and the 21st and you’ll be good. If you don’t want to subscribe, but you’d like to be included in the contest just leave me a comment or shoot me an email and I’ll add your name.
To be clear. The prize for this drawing is one “Dancing Stripper Gnome” to be drawn on Nov. 21st 2014. It’s open to US, Canada, UK and AU subscribers. Note: If the winner is from either of those last two countries – I will try my best to order this and get it shipped directly to you. BUT if I can’t make that work I will send you an Amazon gift card of equal value so you can buy your one smexxy Goddess.
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