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August 2nd 2016

Honey, Honey, Honey. HONEY!

March 10, 2017

Okay, when reading that title you’re supposed to sing it to the tune of, Money, money, money. Money!

Why?

Because Honey is priceless. 😉

Example?

Absolutely, I’m so glad you asked.

Imagine me and Honey lying next to each other in bed. The two of us are staring at the ceiling in the dark, when he whispers, “Are you sleeping?”

*Looks right at you* WTH? We just got into bed, so unless he laced my water with Rohypnol, or knocked me over the head with a brick…? “Nope.”

“Can I ask you something about space? And, I’m begging you, babe, please don’t go off on the topic about how you think we’ve been played by NASA and there’s more going on in our universe than the Space guys are telling us, okay?”

*And now I’m staring owl-eyed at you –kicking my feet in frustration because you guys know me well enough to know that this will never happen without a huge amount of restraint on my part.*

I take a deep breath and deliver the biggest lie ever. “Sure.”

“Ready?”

Honey’s so cute. “Shoot.”

Do you think getting it on in zero gravity would be better than in regular old gravity? Say, an intense vertical floating-in-limbo Mumba for hours?”

I invoke the mighty snow globe here!

Bah! You see? This is why I love Honey. Instead of me launching into the oodles of bones I have to pick with NASA over them “just now” finding seven planets – SEVEN planets! So what? Did they all of a sudden remember to dust off their Hubble telescope? — but yep, I digress. Where was I? Oh yeah. Instead of talking about being ripped off, I was lying there trying to work out the logistics of Honey’s brilliant question. Any of you guys ever thought of space in those terms? Yes? No? Whatcha think about that major 7 planet discovery? Here’s the link if you didn’t see it on the news. Inquiring mind wants to know.

Now for the continuation of our build-a-giveaway. This is what we’ve got so far. (click here) to view.

And this is what we’re adding.

It’s a great game to play with adults and kids. You have to drop the metal ball into the best planet spot. It’s not easy. My suggestion? Buy some cheap scratch-off lottery tickets and challenge the kids to compete to win one them. *Leans in to whisper* If you don’t have the kids for the night? No problem. Sometimes Honey and I play games like this for other kinds of prizes.

*Taps index fingernail on front tooth and thinks not at all* Ah…like the loser has to do all the winners chores the next day.

*Bursts out laughing and lifts a brow at you*

Like I’d every play that game. ‘Nuff said.

Hey, don’t look at me like that. I’m still thinking about that zero gravity hook-up. Talk about out of this world!

Exciting times, right? 7 new planets! Have you seen any of NASA’s patches? Interestingly enough, there are 7 stars/planets on them dating back to the 60’s, but I promised Honey I wasn’t going to “go there”. One question, though. I know. Sorry. I can’t help myself.

Were the patch makers psychic or was it a major coinkydink with the 7? Yeah, yeah, I told you, I drive Honey nuts. Fortunately, that fits right in with my evil plans on how I want to spend the rest of my days here on earth. Sucks to be him, poor guy. >:D

Here are a few of the patches. See what I mean?

Wow, it’s been too long. I’ve missed you guys!

Alrighty, you know the drill. If you are a subscriber you’re already entered into the drawing, but if you leave a comment on all the “build-a-giveaway posts” (I think we’re at three and should go to five so keep checking back) your name gets added to the hat for the drawing. With each additional comment. More chances to win. Yay.

Good luck!

My thought for today given that we’re talking about space? I believe the majority of people on this planet prefer to live in a peaceful world, so let’s remove the obstacles and get it done!

So exciting! I understand there are many more innovative technologies to be released over the next few years. Don’t know how they’ll stack up to Honey’s 7 minutes in inertia heaven idea, but I’m thrilled at the prospect, non-the-less.

As always, thanks for stopping by!

Riley


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7 thoughts on “Honey, Honey, Honey. HONEY!

  1. l’ll ne thinking about that all fay now. It does give new meanimg to space race and moon shot though.

  2. Lol! I have missed you! As for the planets… i did wonder how they have missed them all these years or did they suddenly think, “hmmm maybe should shift the hubble a little this way…oooh look planets!: as for zero gravity… i have images of my girls going in different directions and trying to corral them…. all while trying to hang on to my guy….and then the laughter..

  3. Now you have me wondering what it would be like in zero gravity. Thank you for sharing your stories.

  4. Well, there goes my brain use for the day! I will be mulling over Honey’s question for who knows how long now…. LOL

    It’s always good to expand your imagination. 🙂

    People make up this world and they are known to make mistakes and cause problems. All we can do is try to work around them and perhaps solve a few if we can.

  5. Riley. as always you make me smile & laugh. Somehow I missed the planet news (could be because I’ve been distracted by my health). Anyway, it seems odd that they missed the seven planets and if my Hubs was alive he would totally agree with you that something is amiss. 😉 He believed Elvis was alive and living in seclusion on a island somewhere, or he said that to get a rise out of me. 😉 Thanks for sharing and putting that brain worm in my head about zero gravity. 😀

  6. I dont watch TV but do try to keep up with current news stories. I have long felt we are kept in the dark regarding space & what is actually there & what has been found. I dont think info is released to the public unless they have to like something is leaked. Then the gov has to come up with a story that may or may not br full of facts.

    I am not sure how knocking boots in zero gravity would differ but it sure would be fun to find out 🙂

  7. Riley
    Honey and you are a riot!! I have to admit that I’ve never thought about doing it in space. Hmm something to ponder…
    Ginger

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